You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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