i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We are two peas in an std pod
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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