highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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