Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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