is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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