dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize