Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She bit a glass in half.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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