Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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