I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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