Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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