The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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