Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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