so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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