so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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