: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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