Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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