so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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