Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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