Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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