Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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