how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She's not a foreskin expert like you
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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