I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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