Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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