well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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