You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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