I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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