so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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