Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
try to milk me bitch
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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