I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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