Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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