youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
