How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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