Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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