escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
as a side note pls kill me
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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