Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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