David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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