Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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