he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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