My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
This is my gift to your gina
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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