sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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