You surviving the open bar?
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all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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