he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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