I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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