i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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