I wannas sexs uuuuu
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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