Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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