summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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