Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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