He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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