It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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