Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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