: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
he was CRYING into my vagina
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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