she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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