so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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